Yesterday I gave you some random thoughts, including how everybody hates advertising – until they need to sell their own car as well as what happened when my Drunk Aunt had a conversation in the co-ed restroom.

Speaking of the person in the next stall saying, Listen, I’m going to need to call you back – some weirdo in the next stall keeps answering all my questions.…

Here’s a conversation between Dave and his last long-term girlfriend.

Me: Tell me an uncomfortable conversation you had with an ex. 

Dangerous Dave: That’s easy it went like this: I’ve got a problem.

Long Term Girlfriend: No baby, “we” have a problem. We are a couple, a unit, a team. Your problem is my problem. We are in this together.

Dangerous Dave: OK… we got your best friend pregnant.

Long Term Girlfriend: 

Dangerous Dave: 

In other news from my BCS podcast…

Not all storms come to disrupt your life – some come to clear the path.

Anyhoo…

Your one PROFIT ACCELERATION THING today is: 

‘Seven Lies’

Here are seven lies your high-end coaching clients tell themselves.

1. Busy equals success (stop confusing busy with successful) 

2. Multitasking is effective (get focused – rather than ten steps in ten directions, it’s ten steps in ONE direction) 

3. Balance is important (integration is the key) 

4. Big company translates to big money (big company often means low profit margins and vulnerable) 

5. All tasks are equal (80/20… what ONE task knocks over multiple tasks) 

6. Your future will be more complicated than your past (simplify overcomplicate) 

7. You are your circumstances (you are your choices / decisions)

And a bonus lie: 

‘Trial and error’ is an effective strategy… 

… shadow success is far better for your P and L. 

A real mentor can tell you what not to do. 

Tell the others. 

Now, pick up the phone and go help someone.

Obsessed with your business coaching success,

Karl Bryan

Founder

Focused.com

PS. Make people envious of who you are and what you do… not what you have.

PPS. Marriages break-up from a lack of money over a lack of love X 100

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