Yesterday, I was explaining that reading stoicism every AM can act as a powerful meditative practice, as well as how a guy at the bar walked up to My Drunk Aunt and asked, why’s a cute girl like you standing in the corner all alone? 

Speaking of how she said, I had to fart…

I was chatting with Bill and here’s our conversation. 

Bill: Tell me a funny ex-girlfriend story Dave’s told you… 

Me: OK, there are a few beauties… here is one:

Dangerous Dave: Ask me a question. 

Girlfriend: Do these jeans make me look fat?

Dangerous Dave: Do you promise not to get mad no matter what I say..?

Girlfriend: Yes, I promise.

Dangerous Dave: I slept with your sister.

Girlfriend:

Bill: *sips his beer* 

In other news from my BCS podcast…

We launched new Exit Acceleration Software last night that solves this: 

“Build a business you could sell tomorrow but don’t want to.”

25X higher level frame than “exit.” 

Anyhoo…

Your one PROFIT ACCELERATION THING today is: 

‘Random Life / Business Advice’

Some random thoughts to make you go hmmm…

They didn’t apologize if it comes with an excuse… they didn’t compliment you if it came with a request.

Don’t work to be the best… work to be the ONLY.

You couldn’t heal because you kept pretending you weren’t hurt.

If you keep encountering jerks… you’re likely the jerk.

The people that you look up to have read more books than you.

When you stop seeking approval of others… your power is literally limitless.

Being calm is contagious.

A great question to ask yourself… “What don’t I see?”

The crazy ones make all the money.

Avoid the urgent by elevating the important.

Things are easy to start but HARD to finish (rarely finished).

All inventions started as an idea… therefore your greatest asset is your imagination.

Your goal should be to be respected… not liked.

Writing down three things you’re grateful for every day is inexpensive and effective therapy.

A long walk and meditation are the same. 

Everybody hates advertising… until they need to sell their own car.

You’re measured in life by what you FINISH… not what you start.

The world’s top brands all have ONE THING in common… Gross Profit Margin.

A real mentor can tell you what not to do.

Bonus Thought:

Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet. ~ My Drunk Aunt

Tell the others. 

Now, pick up the phone and go help someone.

Obsessed with your business coaching success,

Karl Bryan

Founder

Focused.com

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